Thursday, September 08, 2005

aw geez... only at qfc...

Conversation between a courtesy clerk and I, this late night at the Q:

As I begin ringing up a customer:

Me: Guess how heavy this watermelon is going to be? the watermelon is pretty hefty in size)

Him: uhh... 9 pounds?

Me: 9 pounds? Are you kidding, this thing is huge. (after I weigh it) It was 19 pounds.

Him: That doesn't look like 19 pounds at all. It looks like it would weigh the same as my head.

Me: ... How heavy do you think your head is?

Him: Like, 12 pounds or something.

Me: ... You do know that that watermelon is full of water, while your head has a lot more other tissue.

Him: It's not just water... it's got melon too.

Me: ... ::shakes head in shame at the fact that this kid currently goes to the same high school I once resided in:: (then I just start laughing at him)

*sigh* only at QFC...

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